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Stephanie. 17. Peruvian. Monster. Music. Zac Efron. Socially Awkward.

im-horngry:

Pancakes - As Requested!

im-horngry:

Pancakes - As Requested!

resstless:

IF YOU EVER FEEL SAD JUST LOOK AT THIS FAKE SLAP 

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kittenpatches:

If I ever get pregnant I think this is how I will break the news

castleforeverx:

YES.YES.YES. People need to realise this 

pmon3y69:

drdawg:

my friend Pete literally makes me cry with his snap stories

this is me, i am pete, love me 

concernedresidentofbakerstreet:

hippostin:

the way Portia is looking at Ellen kills me

"look at this fucking nerd im so glad i married her

concernedresidentofbakerstreet:

hippostin:

the way Portia is looking at Ellen kills me

"look at this fucking nerd im so glad i married her

isitweirdthatim:

This will literally make your day

bubonickitten:

lapbotttom:

thatonedeadkid:

moldykins:

SO APPARENTLY WHEN TWO LARGE WHALES DO THE NASTY THERE’S  SOMETIMES THIS ONE BRO WHO JUST SORT OF HOLDS THEM UP SO THEY DON’T FLOAT OFF
NATURE IS BEAUTIFUL

third wheeling

third whaling

ok so i definitely thought for a minute that the top of that page said ‘the orgasms of the sea’

bubonickitten:

lapbotttom:

thatonedeadkid:

moldykins:

SO APPARENTLY WHEN TWO LARGE WHALES DO THE NASTY THERE’S  SOMETIMES THIS ONE BRO WHO JUST SORT OF HOLDS THEM UP SO THEY DON’T FLOAT OFF

NATURE IS BEAUTIFUL

third wheeling

third whaling

ok so i definitely thought for a minute that the top of that page said ‘the orgasms of the sea’

toastradamus:

no

the world is NOT a beautiful place

there is a fish that swims up urethras, anglerfish males dissolve their own face and turn into a gonad in order to reproduce, and there is a bug that drills his dick into the female because they don’t have vaginas

the world is a horrifying place

aworldoftheversusepic:

When you try the hardest not to wake up your parents
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