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Stephanie. 17. Peruvian. Monster. Music. Zac Efron. Socially Awkward.

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my anaconda don’t…

hithertokt:

jensenacklesmeltsmyheart:

itsstuckyinmyhead:

Odd Romeo and Juliet Tumblr Posts

I am seriously cracking up right now XD

I literally spat out my beer about the dick smacking one.

pandavalkyrie:

First ya’ll wanna fuck an evil clock then ya’ll wanna fuck the evil animatronics now ya’ll wanna fuck an evil triangle this is why abstinence education doesn’t work

junkoes:

i used to be a really smart kid who was “going places” but now i just cry a lot and eat all the food in the fridge

bennyslegs:

when your friends are talking about stuff you don’t understand but you still want to be part of the conversation

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shouldnt:

Ariana Grande sounds like a font on Microsoft Word

thatsabingo:

So I follow my aunties on pintrest for like sharing recipes and stuff but today one of them posted this gif:

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and they’re all commenting like “the perfect man” and “what all women want ;)” and stuff like that

And I’m over here laughing my ass off because that’s gay porn star, Austin Wolf. This gif is from a gay porno. Like, literally 5 seconds after this moment, he has a cock in his mouth.